Dog’s Letters to God


general 003How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom smell each other? Where are their priorities?
When we get to heaven, can we sit on the couch, or is it the same old story?
We dogs understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energy fields, Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
If there are postmen in heaven, will we have to apologize?
May I have my testicles back?


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